Beware of what you do in this life!  You may end up assigned to Daemon Incorporated for an eternity.  Among the citizens of hell, it’s whispered to be even more tormenting than the pits of Tartarus.  Go ask Maxzelmilian Martinez, recently deceased and assigned to the A&R department at Daemon Incorporated, he’ll tell you drowning in magma infested pit is a walk in a lovely fall park compared to being stuck at his desk job. Matter of fact don’t ask, just show up each week to daemonincorporated.com and watch the Mazxel’s afterlife antics go down.

He’s working to sallow your soul.